We Never Said That Was Exclusive.

The situationship defense. Delivered calmly. As if terms were always clear.

This shirt doesn't explain itself. It doesn't have to.

Part of the Relationship Chaos collection from Gaslighting Is Easy — deadpan typography-driven apparel for people who have heard these things said to them with sincerity. No illustrations. No irony in the layout. Just the words, exactly as they were said.

Printed on a soft unisex tee in black. High gift potential. Buy one for a friend mid-breakup. Buy one for yourself after.